DUOLIPA

Okay, so get this, the green owl's been simping over Dua lipa longer than Raj cried over Simran on that danm train. And when she said she was coming to India? My bro pulled the most 'notice me, senpai' move. 10/10 on the delulu scale but it worked.

4 Blue elephants for this green owl.

If Duo couldn’t be inside the concert, it would make the whole event about itself. Drawing inspiration from over-the-top Indian wedding proposals, we imagined Duo crashing the concert as a dulha, complete with a band, baaja and baraat.